A downloadable game for Windows

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The year is 2017. Late-term capitalism has made everything very bad. You live in the gritty cyberpunk city of Neo Detroit, making just enough to afford the memes you need to get by.

Vaping is illegal.

To make matters worse, you've defaulted on your student loans and your credit agency has reassigned your name to be worst_name SPEELBOG STOOLBORG.

But everyone has to have a little fun once in a while! Take a trip to the party spa for a night of R&R. Bribe the bouncer with a meme. Buy illegal vape juice. Browse the sauna and talk to the patrons. Who knows, you might just find love (spoiler: you will).

Made in the three weeks before Bushwick Open Studios and displayed at outer space studio.

FEATURING:

  • PAUL RYAN LIFTING WEIGHTS
  • ILLEGAL VAPE JUICE PURCHASING
  • BIG BIRD NEGS YOU
  • TRUE LOVE
  • 5 DIFFERENT ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS
  • 5 DIFFERENT ENDINGS
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 3.8 out of 5 stars
(5 total ratings)
Authorblood-w.itch
TagsCyberpunk, Dating Sim, Dystopian, homoerotic, Roguelike, vaping-is-illegal
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Gamepad (any)

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

SAUNA_HERO.exe 10 MB

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keep it until the sale runs out and sell it! boom your rich

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Great idea! I will follow this plan. Thank you, Proficient Developer.

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Why is it 420.69$?

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HAH

I mean, it's funny, think about it

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just change the description to 2019 it was ahead of its time

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hah, i should!

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At this point, you could use 2020 in place of 2019, based upon the opening line of the game description!

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Not claimable

Not "on sale" ,it's just downloadable...for now....

You haven't listed this game  properly as 'claimable'.

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i made it claimable! thanks for pointing that out

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Thanks ,nice that you changed it.