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The year is 2017. Late-term capitalism has made everything very bad. You live in the gritty cyberpunk city of Neo Detroit, making just enough to afford the memes you need to get by.

Vaping is illegal.

To make matters worse, you've defaulted on your student loans and your credit agency has reassigned your name to be worst_name SPEELBOG STOOLBORG.

But everyone has to have a little fun once in a while! Take a trip to the party spa for a night of R&R. Bribe the bouncer with a meme. Buy illegal vape juice. Browse the sauna and talk to the patrons. Who knows, you might just find love (spoiler: you will).

Made in the three weeks before Bushwick Open Studios and displayed at outer space studio.

FEATURING:

  • PAUL RYAN LIFTING WEIGHTS
  • ILLEGAL VAPE JUICE PURCHASING
  • BIG BIRD NEGS YOU
  • TRUE LOVE
  • 5 DIFFERENT ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS
  • 5 DIFFERENT ENDINGS

More information

Published30 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Authorblood-w.itch
GenreOther
TagsCyberpunk, Dating Sim, Dystopian, homoerotic, Roguelike, vaping-is-illegal
Average durationAbout a half-hour
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Gamepad (any)
Player countSingleplayer

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SAUNA_HERO.exe 10 MB

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